It's the thought that counts.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
I like my coffee like I like my... cactus? I really don't know where this joke was going.
You're most definitely not trying your best if you don't have this mug.
I am the captain now.
I'll get to it eventually.
A totally accurate and scientific cloud.
Happy coffee. Or tea. Or alcohol, I'm not judging.
Let people know your mood without having to say a word until you've finished your coffee.
Your personal data will be used only to process your order, and in rare cases contact you if there is an issue with your order. I am not able or willing to sell your data to cause global political strife like certain other websites.