It's the thought that counts.
Terrible things happen when I roll the dice.
A legendary sword made to defeat evil and break rocks.
Perfect for important business meetings or job interviews.
I am the captain now.
I'll get to it eventually.
A totally accurate and scientific cloud.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Look at that smug face. Why is it so happy? Maybe because he's wearing this shirt.
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