It's the thought that counts.
Terrible things happen when I roll the dice.
A legendary sword made to defeat evil and break rocks.
Perfect for important business meetings or job interviews.
You're most definitely not trying your best if you don't have this mug.
I am the captain now.
I'll get to it eventually.
A totally accurate and scientific cloud.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
I like my coffee like I like my... cactus? I really don't know where this joke was going.
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