I like my coffee like I like my... cactus? I really don't know where this joke was going.
It's the thought that counts.
You're most definitely not trying your best if you don't have this mug.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
I am the captain now.
A totally accurate and scientific cloud.
Happy coffee. Or tea. Or alcohol, I'm not judging.
I'll get to it eventually.
Let people know your mood without having to say a word until you've finished your coffee.
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