Terrible things happen when I roll the dice.
A legendary sword made to defeat evil and break rocks.
Perfect for important business meetings or job interviews.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Look at that smug face. Why is it so happy? Maybe because he's wearing this shirt.
Dogs are better than people. That's all.
Now you might be saying to yourself, "Now just wait one gosh darned minute, isn't this the same design from the hoodie? That just seems lazy and uninspired." Why, yes,…
Show off your deep knowledge of science with this 100% accurate and scientific representation of the water cycle!
There is actually nothing special about this at all. I just thought it sounded fancier to call it "Special Edition".
For those special days where you have to prove someone wrong. Or if you're just a big fan of penguins in the workforce.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
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