Terrible things happen when I roll the dice.
A legendary sword made to defeat evil and break rocks.
Perfect for important business meetings or job interviews.
Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.
Oh my gosh, you gotta stop popping up on everything my dude. Seriously, no one wants to see your cute-- I mean stupid face.
This guy again! What's he doing on a hoodie this time? He's just putting his stupid little face everywhere now.
Look at that smug face. Why is it so happy? Maybe because he's wearing this shirt.
Dogs are better than people. That's all.
Now you might be saying to yourself, "Now just wait one gosh darned minute, isn't this the same design from the hoodie? That just seems lazy and uninspired." Why, yes,…
Nothing says cozy quite like a cactus--especially a funny one! Or at least one that thinks it's funny. Okay, it's probably not funny at all.
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