Terrible things happen when I roll the dice.
A legendary sword made to defeat evil and break rocks.
For those special days where you have to prove someone wrong. Or if you're just a big fan of penguins in the workforce.
Dogs fix most things. And destroy others. Like my shoes.
A totally accurate and scientific cloud.
It's the thought that counts.
I'll get to it eventually.
I am the captain now.
Let people know your mood without having to say a word until you've finished your coffee.
You're most definitely not trying your best if you don't have this mug.
Happy coffee. Or tea. Or alcohol, I'm not judging.
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