James of No Trades Shop
There is actually nothing special about this at all. I just thought it sounded fancier to call it "Special Edition".
I am the captain now.
For those special days where you have to prove someone wrong. Or if you're just a big fan of penguins in the workforce.
Your personal data will be used only to process your order, and in rare cases contact you if there is an issue with your order. I am not able or willing to sell your data to cause global political strife like certain other websites.